Coming up next on the Pirate Channel, DRUNK HISTORY:

Gather ‘round ye lot, I’m goin' t' be tellin' ye a story…

Followin' th' noisy, slimy destruction o' th' giant mushroom dear ol' mum, bless her black soul goddess, a secret passage be discovered through th' gelatinous mess.

Davian, th' rogue, makes his way along th' passage t' a room dominated by an even bigger darker stinkier mushroom giant.

Davian throws another packet o' fungicide but did not notice huge spore-roids until they were chasin' that scurvey dog back down th' passage. The ornery cuss attempts t' close th' door t' keep th' spore-roids out and Myrna, th' fighter, moves t' assist.

Th' door flies open throwin' Myrna back. Yo-ho-ho!

Two spor-roids come noisily into th' room ready t' fight! Splice the mainbrace!

One spor-roid slams th' fighter into th' wall but somehow also throws itself into th' wall causin' more damage t' itself than t ... Read more »